College Football Picks - Week Whatever
Oh, if I had the fiendish wit of, say Norman Chad (aka, the Couch Slouch - ugh) or that waste of newsprint Tony Kornheiser (I refuse to link to him), I could turn my prognosticating suckitude into some sort of self-effacing weekly shtick. Unfortunately, I cannot do that. I'm terrible at this and no humor can be milked from it.
My only option is to keep doing this week after week. It's like going to church every week, knowing that the incense is going to make you puke.

Well, I can start by telling you that I'm amazed that there are four, count 'em, four games this Thursday. I've got to pick one of them.
BC 27 Virginia Tech 20 - I think that the Superfans are the X factor in this one. No, I don't. I hate you yellow-shirted jerks! BC is the better team, however. The ACC is turning out to be kinda crappy this year.
Miami (Ohio) 31 Buffalo 14 - these two teams are a combined 1-10, with Buffalo getting the only win over the sublimely awful Temple Owls. MAC teams play tough early season schedules, so it's not like these are the worst teams ever. Still...
Auburn 34 Florida 30
Ohio St. 28 Michigan State 21 - another heartbreaker for the Spartans
My only option is to keep doing this week after week. It's like going to church every week, knowing that the incense is going to make you puke.

Well, I can start by telling you that I'm amazed that there are four, count 'em, four games this Thursday. I've got to pick one of them.
BC 27 Virginia Tech 20 - I think that the Superfans are the X factor in this one. No, I don't. I hate you yellow-shirted jerks! BC is the better team, however. The ACC is turning out to be kinda crappy this year.
Miami (Ohio) 31 Buffalo 14 - these two teams are a combined 1-10, with Buffalo getting the only win over the sublimely awful Temple Owls. MAC teams play tough early season schedules, so it's not like these are the worst teams ever. Still...
Auburn 34 Florida 30
Ohio St. 28 Michigan State 21 - another heartbreaker for the Spartans

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