Death in April

Not to harp too much on death... Actually, who gives a shit if I harp on it too much? Half of you are only reading this because you clicked on the "Next Blog" thingy in the corner.

Anyway, doesn't it seem that a lot of people die in April? My theory has always been that the frail among us can't handle the sudden change in temperature from the winter months. I wonder if it's true.

HUMANS SUCK AT THAWING