Because my toes don't like you

Why I don't wear flip flops. Heard on All Thongs Considered - ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. All right that's enough. Seriously, listen to the story and see if there is a single sane person represented. Even the people at NPR are weird.

Remember these dinks? I'm confident that I'm better than they are.