Movie deaths
Here is a list of the most welcome movie deaths. I'm more interested in the deaths that don't occur in the movies when you want them to.
Woody Harrelson and Juliette Lewis in Natural Born Killers - partly because they were bad; partly because I just wanted them to shut up
Tom Cruise in anything (after All the Right Moves)
The entire cast of What About Bob?
John Cusack in High Fidelity. I put Cusack in the Cruise category, but definitely not as much of a real-life menace to society. I also thought that Lloyd Dobler should have died of some disease at the end of Say Anything. Chicks love that movie now - can you imagine if he had died???
Mariah Carey in Glitter. No, I never saw Glitter.
This whole exercise is a little weird. I'm not in the business of wishing death upon anyone, real or fictional. Carry on.
Woody Harrelson and Juliette Lewis in Natural Born Killers - partly because they were bad; partly because I just wanted them to shut up
Tom Cruise in anything (after All the Right Moves)
The entire cast of What About Bob?
John Cusack in High Fidelity. I put Cusack in the Cruise category, but definitely not as much of a real-life menace to society. I also thought that Lloyd Dobler should have died of some disease at the end of Say Anything. Chicks love that movie now - can you imagine if he had died???
Mariah Carey in Glitter. No, I never saw Glitter.
This whole exercise is a little weird. I'm not in the business of wishing death upon anyone, real or fictional. Carry on.

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