Wazzap! Give it up for thoze Super Bowl adzz!

I think that picking on Jared, the Subway guy, must be well traveled territory by now, so I'm not going to go off on the guy. Anyway, who cares, right? He's always sort of annoyed me, though. It's not the fact that he crafted a diet out of the Subway menu - that was rather innovative. But I could just as easily craft a diet from the different offerings of loam and peat in my backyard, and it would taste just as good as the dreck served up at the local Subway. The thing that really gets me about Jared is the way he says, "sub". It's not "sub" the way that you or I would say it (this whole post is completely lost on those in New England, but I think that wacky Adam Sandler covered that a while back). No, Jared actually delays the "u", and sort of swallows it, so that it comes out "su-ub" - I can't really explain it, you just have to notice it the next time his bespectacled mug pops up on the screen, goading you into buying a turkey sandwich. I think it's the Indiana accent. Sorry Jared, you're richer than I am and you've put yourself in the public domain.