Waterboarding a dead horse

"This administration prided itself on molding history, not just reacting to events. Its a normal foreign policy right now. It's the triumph of Kerryism."

- Kenneth Adelman, conservative

Amazing that John Kerry (who is not the president right now) is able to exert such overwhelming control over American foreign policy.

Speaking of molding history, check out these ideas for great jello molds. I think that one of these cool summertime desserts would cheer up good ol' Kenneth Adelman.