Diversions

My girlfriend turned me on to the Steve Don't Eat It series, in which some guy eats a bunch of horrible crap. Like fermented bean curd, cuitlacoche, and a fourteen-year old box of Urkel-O's. Pretty nasty stuff, and like most nasty things, it made me all nostalgic. I thought about the grossest thing I ever ate. A glass of clam juice was close (my sister and I thought it was lemonade), but technically one does not eat clam juice. I think I have to give the nod to the bowl of Cap'n Crunch (beware of fake IM banter on webpage) I ate that had moth larva in it. I was reading the sports section and I didn't realize that the box was infested until I had chomped about half of my bowl of cereal.

Later on that day I turned into a beautiful butterfly.